Eric Byrnes: please grow your 'stache back!

After the torrid start and hitting streak to start the season, Eric Byrnes and his 'stache-less face have gone in the tank. Consider his last 10 games: he's hitting .146, slugging .171, nine punchouts, and one stinking RBI.

Byrnesie my man....please grow that lame porn 'stache of yours back. Take one for the team here bro...you need it...the team needs it...and most importantly I need it :-)

You are in the depths of despair, and since you are now a happily married man, the usual slump buster is not going to work here...so...your slump buster is the porn 'stache...do it...do it...do it...